Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I would fuck him just for his dog
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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