Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
