she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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