Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i will never coherently bang her
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
you never un-have a 4some
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
