your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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