I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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