I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i drank out of a bidet.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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