did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
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my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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