Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
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he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
My legs feel like baby dolphins
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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