I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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