# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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