the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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