we have officially lost it.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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