There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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