Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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