If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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