Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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