Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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