He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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