How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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