Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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