woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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