Do vagina's smell?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
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Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
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He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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