Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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