I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
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All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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