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(203): View more from Connecticut

she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.

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(425): View more from Washington

please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr

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(847): View more from Illinois

worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez

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(913): View more from Kansas

Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.

(717): View more from Pennsylvania

OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.

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(410): View more from Maryland

ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?

(860): View more from Connecticut

Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time

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(720): View more from Colorado

I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.

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(519): View more from Ontario

It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed

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