i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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