just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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