You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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