very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I wish I only lived at night.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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