I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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