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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.

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• (607): View more from New York

  flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just got to costco. Where are you?

  (602): View more from Arizona

  Liquor aisle, bring another cart.

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar

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• (310): View more from California

  I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke

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  She kept going

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?

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  WHO DOES THAT

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  I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."

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• (352): View more from Florida

  You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.

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