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• (847): View more from Illinois

  He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.

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• (818): View more from California

  i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.

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• (323): View more from California

  Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not

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  Stop it right now

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  This time face forward

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• (909): View more from California

  Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?

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  more importantly I need two hands to eat pie

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