nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in