Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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