I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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