Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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