I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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