Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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