3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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