i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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