Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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