Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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