forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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