if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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