They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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