Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
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