just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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