I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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