Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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