I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
