NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
My vagina is very pro this idea
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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