kristin has been a bad kristin
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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