So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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