I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
