I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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