You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I understand Curling. That high.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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