Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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