He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
My ATM looks so different sober.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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